Kevin Nash Suggests “Upper Decker” Revenge for Outrageous Holiday Tradition

Wrestling legend Kevin Nash didn’t hold back while discussing a bizarre holiday tradition that could drive anyone to drastic measures. On a recent episode of his podcast, Nash dove into a family story sent in by a listener, “Fed Up in New Jersey,” detailing how their relatives charge every guest for Christmas dinner, including the kids. What’s worse? The hosts control the menu, and there’s no refund if someone dislikes the meal or has to leave early.

Nash’s co-host was floored by the concept, calling it outright ridiculous. “Who the [expletive] charges their family? The whole time I’m reading this, I’m thinking, ‘Where the [expletive] is this?’ It’s in New Jersey!” Sean Oliver ranted.

Nash suggested that if everyone else in the family is equally frustrated, they should take matters into their own hands. His advice? Let Aunt Dotty and Uncle Joe “put the whole spread out,” then ditch them for a restaurant. “By the way, Dotty and Joe, there’s two [expletive] chairs sitting empty for you,” Nash quipped.

The wrestling icon didn’t stop there. He imagined the ultimate revenge for such holiday nonsense: an “upper decker.” For those unfamiliar, Nash explained this unsavory prank with his signature blunt humor. “That’s when you do the [expletive] upper decker right in the bowl, right in the tank. Leave that [expletive] turd right in that tank. That way, every time they flush, they’re like, ‘Where’s this [expletive] coming from?’ It’s in your tank, sweetheart.”

Nash didn’t mince words about how he’d handle such a scenario in real life. “That would get pulled one time. By the time I was backing down the driveway of their [expletive] crib, I’d be like, ‘Man, [expletive] these [expletive].’”

He even joked about hosting his own event to get back at them, complete with a $100 gratuity per person. “Hey, man, don’t worry—I’m not going to charge you. But for parties of two or more, there’s a $100 gratuity included,” Nash laughed.

From his brutally honest take on family obligations to imagining a fridge stocked with the cheapest beer available, Nash painted a vivid and hilarious picture of how he’d deal with such an outlandish family dynamic. His conclusion? If Aunt Dotty and Uncle Joe insist on billing their own family, maybe it’s time for the family to respond with an equally outrageous message.