Michael Perry on January 10, 2022
Danhausen is one of the hottest free agents in professional wrestling. The very nice, very evil star has travelled from another dimension in search of human money and his very own blimp. Danhausen unfortunately became unemployed when Ring of Honor went on hiatus.
The Very Nice, ye Very Evil indie darling has been lobbying for a job with Tony Khan’s AEW. Danhausen sometimes gets his signals crossed. A recent vlog showed him attempting to contact the AEW leader through the drive-thru speaker at an A&W restaurant.
That confusion has led Danhausen to fill out a job application for A&W. Danhausen shared his completed app on Twitter recently. Every word of the application is absolutely hilarious.
Danhausen listed his address as “None of your business.” The phone number shown on the application says (3) 457. Special skills that Danhausen listed on the application include making money, being really strong, hypnotizing, and the fact that everyone loves Danhausen.
To top things off, he drew a picture of himself and listed his education as Harvard. Danhausen stated he achieved all the degrees from the prestigious Ivy League university. Danhausen may be overqualified for the position with those credentials.
Finally, Danhausen listed his employment history. Ring of Honor is listed as the name of the company, but he did not give A&W permission to contact them. The supervisor is listed as Dave Honor (MENACE). His references include Tony Khan himself, CM Punk, and Billy Ass (which is what Danhausen calls Billy Gunn).
Time will tell if Danhausen gets hired to work at A&W. Legions of fanhausens are pulling for him. Danhausen could show up anywhere once his cursed leg has fully healed.
Do you think A&W will hire Danhausen? Let us know in the comments!
January 10, 2022 4:27 pm
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