Martin Dickinson on December 8, 2021
It’s Wednesday and you know what that means. AEW Dynamite will go down tonight and Ringside News has got you covered with live play-by-play results coverage.
Start time for AEW Dynamite is at 8:00 PM EST. Match-by-match highlights and results from the show will take place on this very page. Feel free to leave any reactions in the comment section below. The card for tonight is as follows:
- Dynamite Diamond Battle Royale
- Bryan Danielson vs. John Silver
- Jamie Hayter vs. Riho
- Young Bucks vs. Rocky Romero & Chuck Taylor
MJF’s music hits in his hometown. CM Punk comes out through the entrance tunnel to MJF’s music! Hilarious, huge boos for CM Punk!
CM Punk gets a mic, says Chicago was so much louder, is that all you got? Insults the Islanders. You don’t disappoint unlike your guy MJF. CM Punk takes off his hoodie to show a shirt with Baker in MJF’s place on the 4 pillars. This incel is your guy? MJF ran away 2 weeks ago. More insults for the Islanders. Punk says he wanted to see how they would all react to this. When he was a kid he hated Dennis Rodman, until he came to the Bulls. He feels sorry for them that MJF if their guy. Next week, Page faces Danielson for the title, he wants to be next. Punk proposes a Number One Contenders match with MJF. His dog Larry has more balls than MJF and he’s neutered. More insults for the Islanders. Punk will do the match tonight. MJF wont agree to it. If you back MJF you’re all chickenshit.
Up next, the Dynamite Diamond Battle Royale.
Commercial Break.
A sports car enters the parking lot. MJF gets out of the car as a movie trailer voice hype him up.
In the arena, MJF’s music hits and this time MJF comes out. MJF looks genuinely emotional at the reaction he receives. MJF is playing a total babyface. The rest of the entrants enter the ring.
Dynamite Diamond Battle Royale
MJF is almost eliminated early. Sydal hits a meteora, then a n enziguri. MJF is almost eliminated again but Spears saves him. Lee Moriarty gets eliminated. Jay Lethal brawls with Matt Hardy. The bunny gives Hardy brass knucks, he hits Lethal with the Knucks and eliminates him. Dante Martin eliminates Hardy as he celebrates. Wardlow and Hobbs take out Martin and Rush. Wardlow and Hobbs face off. They shoulder tackle each other but they don’t move. Wardlow clotheslines Hobbs over the top rope, Hobbs hangs on but Rush hits him with a kick and eliminates him.
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MJF dashes into the ring and takes a cheap shot on Martin. MJF runs back to hide behind Wardlow to a huge babyface pop. Lio Rush takes down MJF, Wardlow grasb Rish and Johnson but they overpowers him and then MJF dumps all 3 men out of the ring, including Wardlow! MJF eliminates Kazarian. MJF, Starks and Martin are the final 3. The lights cut out… production error. Martin eliminates Starks behind his back!
WINNERS: Dante Martin & MJF!
Martin rips of the FTW armband and MJF celebrates. MJF offers a handshake, Martin shakes it and MJF raises his hand before leaving.
Starks beats down Martin. MJF turns to look, will he help? No, he walks up the ramp.. He looks back again. MJF runs down and goes face to face with Starks! Then they both beat down Dante Martin!
CM Punk runs down… MJF leaves before Punk can reach him. Punk goes face to face with Starks, Martin hits Starks with an enziguri, Punk hits a GTS and then stares down MJF on the ramp.
Commercial Break.
Jurassic Express and Varsity Blonds make their entrance together accompanied by Christian Cage and Julia Hart. The Acclaimed are out next along with 2point0. Max Caster raps.
The Acclaimed & 2point0 vs. Varsity Blonds and Jurassic Express
Jungle Boy and Bowens start. Lock up, Bowens with a headlock, shoulder block, big chop, more chops in the corner. Caster tags in, Jungle Boy hits an armdrag, hurricanrana, Jungle Boy takes on both 2point0, double armdrag. sending them out of the ring. Griff Garrison tags in, Pillman with a baseball slide as Garrison hits a suicide dive. Pillman with chops in the corner, combination offence from the Varsity Blonds.
Pillman tags in, chops in the corner, 10 shots to Caster, Bowens pulls him out of the corner. Parker and Lee with stomps in the corner. Bowens with hard elbow to the back of the head. Bowens tags in Lee, cover to Pillman, kick out at 1. Pillman whipped hard into the corner. Parker with a back heel kick, cover, 2 count. Caster tags in and blocks a Pillman tag, suplex, Parker takes out Garrison, elbow to Pillman, Bowens with a kick to Pillman’s face. Caster tags in, Pillman escapes a double suplex and makes the tag to Luchasaurus, Luchasaurus runs wild, taking out everybody. Luchasaurus stack them all up in the corner and hits splashing, double clothesline, Caster blocks a double chokeslam, but Luchasaurus chokeslams Bowens into him.
Garrison with a rolling elbow strikes, Bowens takes out Garrison, Pillman hits a Falcon Arrow, Jungle boy hits a DDT, locks in the Snaretrap on Caster. Eddie Kingston runs down and takes out Garcia. Caster hits Jungle Boy from behind, misses a mic drop, Jungle Boy locks in a Snaretrap and Caster taps out!
WINNER: Varsity Blonds and Jurassic Express
Kingston shouts at a camera but there is no audio. Ortiz tries to talk him down, but 2point0 runs down and beat them down. Referees runs in to try to separate them.
Commercial Break.
Tully Blanchard says FTR will be the next AEW Tag Champions. Wheelers say the Lucha Bros have never beaten them. No more fun and games, they will take their place at the top of the division. Harwood says Friday night will be the biggest match of his career as they will become 2 time AEW Tag Champions. Top guys out.
The Young Bucks makes their entrance, accompanied by Adam Cole and Brandon Cutler. Best Friends music hits to bring out Rocky Romero and Chuck Taylor, accompanied by Orange Cassidy.
Young Bucks vs. Rocky Romero & Chuck Taylor
Romero and Nick Jackson start, lock up, Nick gets wrist control, Romero with a hip throw, Nick wrings the arm, Romero hits a dropkick. Nick with a armdrag, Romero with a hurricanrana, an armdrag into an armbar. Taylor tags in, Nick leaves, Matt makes the blind tag, Taylor with a roll up, 2 count. Armbar from Taylor, Romero tags in, Taylor thrown out of the ring, The Young Bucks hit a double dropkick. Romero lures Nick out of the ring and hits a Tope Suicida. Matt hits a baseball slide, right hands to Romero, Matt rakes his back after a handstand and a strut.
Nick hits a senton, Romero thrown into the turnbuckle. Nick with shoulder tackles in the corner, Taylor tags in, DDT/Flatliner combo, Taylor hits a suicide dive on all men on the outside. The Buck hits a double superkick, they catch a crossbody from Romero, Nick hits a superkick, Romero thrown into the barricade. Bucks mock the crowd and then kiss Adam Cole on the outside.
Nick with a kick to Taylor on the outside, Nick hits a flipping senton off the apron. Nick gets in Orange’s face. Matt and Nick do the same senton off the ropes this time.
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Orange distracts Nick but Cole runs in and hits a pump kick. Nick misses a spring board, Taylor with a belly to belly in the corner, Romero tags in, clotheslines to both men in the corners, double hurricanrana, another hurricanrana on the outside, running slide bread to Matt, cover, 2 count. Nick hits a facebuster, Taylor hits Soul food on the outside, Matt hits a locomotion Northern Lights, Romero counters. Cutler crawls in and sprays Matt, Cole comes in Cassidy comes in and hits him with half-hearted kicks from behind, Nick cuts off Cassidy. Cutler accidentally sprays Matt in the eyes, Taylor hits a piledriver, Romero with a jack knife cover, 2 count. Romero counters a tombstone, cover, 2 count. Romero with a knee strike, heel kick, Matt catches Romero in a tombstone, Meltzer Driver, cover, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: The Young Bucks!
the bucks and Cole beats down Taylor and Romero, Cassidy tries to make the save but he gets beat down too. Wheeler Yuta runs down but gets hit with a superkick. Cole hits Panama Sunrise on Orange Cassidy. SuperKliq set up a BTE Trigger but the Best Friends music hit…
Sue drives down in the mini van and Trent? comes down hits a spear on Cutler, takes out Matt, Cole and hits Nick with a exploder, clotheslines him out of the ring. All the Best Friends hug in the ring.
Recap of Nyla Rose taking out Ruby Soho.
Marvez is with Soho, the bunny and Ford interrupt before Soho can say anything. Bunny say when Rose wins the TBS title, they will get the first title shot. Bunny adn Ford mock Soho for having no friends, Soho attacks them but Rose runs in and takes out Soho, Anna Jay and Tay Conti make the save as Rose, bunny and ford scatter.
Tony Schiavone is with Sammy Guevara on the stage. Tony says Sammy has taken on all comers. Cody Rhodes music hits… Cody says pardon the interruption, from one good guy to the next, your open challenge is going great, and Cody will challenge for the TNT title next.
Ethan Page and Scorpio Sky are in the crowd. Page says of course Cody gets the title shot, maybe if he was and EVP and kisses Tony Khans ass he would get a title shot. Page says Dan Lambert is coming back… Sky says Sammy takes on all comers except the guys in the top 5. At some point Sammy has got to step up to the plate and prove he is a champion.
Commercial Break.
Video package for Jade Carghill vs. Thunder Rosa.
Jaime Hayter makes her entrance, Rebel and Britt Baker accompany her to ringside. Riho is out next.
Jamie Hayter vs. Riho
Lock up, Hayter powers Riho to the corner, Riho with forearms in the ropes, goes for a shoulder tackle but Hayter doesn’t move. Hayter with a powerslam, cover, Riho bridges out, Hayter hits a back breaker, uppercut in the corner, Baker chokes Riho while the ref is distracted. Riho gets boots to Hayter, hurricanrana, drop toe hold, and a 619! Riho hits a diving crossbody, cover, 2 count. Hayter escapes to the outside. Riho goes for a crossbody but Hayter catches her (barely) and then throws her into the ringpost.
Back in the ring, Hayter throws Riho into the turnbuckles, cover, 2 count. Hayter with a side headlock, stomps, then a suplex.
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Riho counters a suplex momentarily but Hayter finally hits it. Hayter hits stomps, Riho with forearms, Hayter hits a backbreaker. Riho with a rollup into a double foot stomp. Riho with forearms, Hayter with forearms, Riho gets a rollup, 2 count, Hayter with a back elbow. Riho hits a dragon suplex, cover, 2 count. Hayter hits a brainbuster, cover, 2 count. Hayter with clubbing blows, chokeslam/backbreaker, cover, 2 count.
Hayter with a single leg crab, Riho rolls through, roll up, 2 count. Hayter with a high boot, Riho with a leaping knee strike, hits a Code Red, cover, 2 count. Riho goes to the top, hits a diving foot stomp, cover, 2 count. Hayter with clubbing blows, Riho fights out of the corner, throws Hayter to the mat, Rebel grabs Riho’s boot, Riho hits a Crucifix Bomb off the top rope! Riho with a running knee strike, cover, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: Riho!
Baker attacks Riho after the bell. Baker locks in LockJaw, shouting Riho will never be champion.
From commentary, Taz announces Hook will face Fuego Del Sol on Rampage, Hook’s in-ring debut!
Commentary runs down next weeks Winter Is Coming show.
Video package for Serena Deeb vs. Shida.
Tony Schiavone is with Varsity Blonds on the stage. the lights cut out before they can talk… Malakai Black appears and sprays the Black Mist at Julia Hart. Hart screams in pain.
Commercial Break.
Bryan Danielson’s music hits to bring him out. Danielson is all smiles. Dark Order’s music hits to bring out John Silver accompanied by the rest of the Dark Order.
Bryan Danielson vs. John Silver
“Johnny Hungy” chants, lock up, Danielson with a shoulder tackle. Another lock up, Silver hits a shoulder tackle, into a throw. Danielson with kicks to the chest, uppercut, Silver hits a kick of his own, more kicks to the chest, Danielson lures Silver to the outside, uppercuts on the apron, diving knee drop to the back of the head.
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Danielson with chops in the corner, kicks to the midsection, boot in the face, uppercut, boot to the face, Silver counters a dive into a powerbomb! Kicks back and forth, Danielson catches the leg, Silver picks the ankle into a kneebar! Danielson tries to kicks his way out but Silver is unaffected! Danielson gets to the rope, forcing the break.
Silver with a cannonball senton off the apron. Danielson with a backslide, Silver kicks out quickly, Danielson with a roundhouse kick. Silver counters the knee into a roll up, 2 count. Silver with a kick to the ack of the head, into a German suplex, cover, 2 count. Danielson gauges the eyes, rolling elbow strikes, clubbing elbows strikes, Gotch Style Piledriver, locks in a choke and Silver is out cold.
WINNER: Bryan Danielson!
Danielson gets a mic, Uno head kicked in, Cabana head kicked in, Johnny Hungy… I promised to kick his head in. Bryan hits stomps on Silver, Hangman Page runs out and clears the ring of Danielson! Page gets the mic and says he will stomp the Cowboy Shit out of Danielson!
Dynamite goes off the air as Danielson and Page stare each other down.
December 8, 2021 7:00 pm
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