Marty Jannetty Hooks Up With Uber Eats Driver

Marty Jannetty is a party legend. The former WWE superstar loves sharing the details of his unique lifestyle with fans all over the world via Facebook. In his most recent outing, Marty kicked it with an Uber Eats driver at a Clearwater, Florida hotel.

Jannetty said the two spent some time together after his delivery. They watched a replay of the Thanksgiving NFL game between the Las Vegas Raiders and Dallas Cowboys. An hour later, he posted “I feel like I just lost my virginity.”

“I tried telling yall, Clearwater is the shiznit..first night here..my life agent ordered me some beef stroking off..this is my Uber delivery gurrrl Tamerka….

I smiled with her so big cause we’re gonna go watch Las Vegas beat Dallas on Monday night football that my crystal fire finished tooth from Malaysia fell out..she just laughed and said, “it’s ok”..

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PS- I’m in a hotel(they paying for it, knew I had to move first of month) right now cause I had ordered crushed electric blue wallpaper to go with my beautiful white llama hait carpet and they putting me up saying they’re having a hard time locating Llama hair carpet.

Sometimes when you lose, you win!!!PS- if you was a betting man, what you think gonna happen later tonight?

Lol..all respect tho’

psss- it’s not Monday night football..it’s a Thanksgiving replay..you think we care? Lol..but does tell me slow my roll..”

Party Marty continues to live his life as he sees fit. Fans seem to love Jannetty’s oversharing ways. He recently revealed that Mariah Carey once threw up on him at an NYC nightclub. Party on, Marty Jannetty!

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