Martin Dickinson on December 1, 2021
It’s Wednesday and you know what that means. AEW Dynamite will go down tonight and Ringside News has got you covered with live play-by-play results coverage.
Start time for AEW Dynamite is at 8:00 PM EST. Match-by-match highlights and results from the show will take place on this very page. Feel free to leave any reactions in the comment section below. The card for tonight is as follows:
- Atlanta Street Fight: Cody Rhodes vs. Andrade El Idolo
- TBS Championship Tournament – Quarterfinals: Ruby Soho vs. Kris Statlander
- CM Punk vs. Lee Moriarty
- Sting & Darby Allin vs. Billy Gunn & Colten Gunn
- Bryan Danielson vs. Alan Angels
Commentary runs down tonight’s card before Hangman Page makes his entrance, he will be on commentary tonight, replacing JR.
Bryan Danielson makes his entrance for our first match. Danielson stares at Page before walking down to ramp. Dark Order’s music hits and Alan “5” Angels makes his entrance accompanied by the rest of the Dark Order, including -1!
Bryan Danielson vs. Alan “5” Angels
Lock up to start, Danielson sweeps the leg, gets a half crab, Angels get to the ropes. Huge boos for Danielson. Angels with chops and kicks in the corner, 5 strikes in corner, another chop. Danielson fires back with an uppercut, knee drops, Danielson with strikes in the corner, uppercut, running kick, more uppercuts, Angels reverse another uppercut into a backslide, 2 count. Danielson hits a butterfly suplex into an armbar, Angels gets to the ropes.
Angels hits a dropkick, Tope Suicida! Moonsault off the second turnbuckle to the outside. Angels hits a Spanish Fly, cover, 2 count. Angels misses a moonsault, Danielson hits the running knee! Danielson doesn’t cover, and hits the stomps to the face, Danielson still isn’t finished, he flexes and locks in a knee bar, Angels immediately taps out!
WINNER: Bryan Danielson!
Danielson doesn’t let go of the knee bar right away. Danielson finally lets go and shows off to the crowd to huge boos.
Tony Schiavone is in the ring. Danielson says its hard to tell if he’s ready, because if this is the best Atlanta’s got, he whipped his ass, he kicked his head in and snapped his ACL. Last week knee knocked out Cabanas tooth, Next week there is a Dark Order member from Long Island and he will stomp his head in too. At Winter Is Coming he will take the AEW World Championship. He will show the world Page is a one hit wonder.
Page gets up off the commentary desk, Silver stops him from attacking Danielson, Silver charges the ring but Danielson leaves. Danielson says Silver is beneath him, Page is beneath him. Khan said they cant touch, but Danielson would love to slap Page in the face, though these jerks don’t deserve to see it.
Commercial Break.
Video package for Miro.
Lee Moriarty makes his entrance. Cult of Personality hits and CM Punk makes his entrance.
MJF’s music hits… MJF joins commentary. MJF says Punk has been binge drinking since his performance last week.
CM Punk vs. Lee Moriarty
Huge “CM Punk” chants, they shake hands, lock up, Moriarty takes the wrist, Punk reverses, Punk with a headlock takeover, Moriarty with a leg scissor, Punk gets a headlock, Moriarty gets a snapmare, Moriarty with a crucifix pin, 2 count, Moriarty with a shoulder tackle, deep arm drag, arm bar, Punk with shoulder tackles in the corner. Punk hits a leg lariat then a springboard clotheslines.
Picture in Picture.
Punk misses a high knee in the corner, Moriarty hits a clothesline, uppercut in the corner, belly to belly, cover, 2 count. “CM Punk” chants, Punk gets a high boot, crossbody off the top, Moriarty rolls through into a cover, 2 count, Moriarty gets a crossface, Punk gets a foot to the rope.
Punk hits a palm strike to the jaw, hurricanrana, Moriarty rolls through, cover, 2 count, roll ups, 2 counts back and forth, Punk hits a roundhouse kick! Moriarty hits a huge lariat, pump kick, spinning slam, cover, a very close 2 count! Punk picks up Moriarty into a GTS, cover, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: CM Punk!
MJF comes off commentary and gets a mic, MJF says he’s proud of Punk, it takes balls to call yourself Bet in the World when you struggle to beat Marshall and Moriarty. MJF says the only thing Punk is best in the world at these days is trying to get in Britt Baker’s pants. You ain’t CM Punk, you’re One Pump Chump.
Punk gets a mic… Punk says MJF has a lot of nerves talking about pants when your wearing Larry David pyjamas, Marshall and Moriarty are better than MJF and he knows it. Bring your little needle dick into the ring right now and I’ll kick your ass from here to Long Island.
MJF says don’t worry, he’ll show you what a real wrestler looks like next week when he wins the Dynamite Diamond Battle Royale. He’s better than Piper in Portland, Bret in Canada and Punk in Chicago. Punk better not bring his flee ridden dog next week, or he’ll put Larry to sleep.
Punk chases MJF down the ramp, Wardlow comes out and MJF stands behind him. MJF and Wardlow leave.
Britt Baker is with Tony Schiavone backstage. Baker says it was disgusting what happen on Rampage. Baker says Hayter lost her match last week, Baker says they are back on track, Hayter will face Riho next week, if there is anything left of Riho after that, then she will get a shot at the Women’s title.
Commercial Break.
Adam Cole makes his entrance, his full entrance all the way down to the ring, before joining commentary. Cole stares down Schiavone, says the show just got a hell of a lot better now he is on commentary.
Orange Cassidy makes his entrance. Cassidy stares at Cole. Cole stands up and goes face to face with Cassidy. Cassidy puts his hands in his pockets, the Young Buck creep up behind Cassidy, Cassidy see them, and hits them with half hearted kicks to the shins. Cole hits a low blow from behind, the SuperKliq mock Cassidy with their own weak kicks before finally hitting superkicks.
Chuck Taylor and Wheeler Yuta chase of the SuperKliq with steel chairs.
Tony Nese will challenge Sammy for the TNT title on Rampage. Nese says Sammy learned a valuable lesson on Rampage, see you in the ring.
Wardlow makes his entrance, accompanied by Shawn Spears. AC Adams is already in the ring.
Wardlow vs. AC Adams
Wardlow with a huge clothesline, powerbomb, another powerbomb, another powerbomb, another powerbomb, cover, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: Wardlow!
Spears attacks Adams with a chair. Spears raises Wardlow’s hand.
Commercial Beak.
Tony Schiavone is with Penta and Pac. Penta says even though FTR took out Fenix, Pac is their best ally. Pac says he is good to fight. Zero Miedo.
Gunn Club make their entrance. The lights cut out, snow falls as Sting and Darby Allin makes their entrance. Sting is wearing Punisher face paint, very cool.
Sting & Darby Allin vs. Billy Gunn & Colten Gunn
Allin and Colton start, lock up, Colton with a back elbow, headlock, shoulder tackle, Allin with a drop toe hold, armdrag, dropkick, sending Colton to his corner. Billy Gunn tags in. Sting tags in.
Sting with right hands, back fist, atomic drop, lariat, Billy escapes a Stinger Splash. “You Still Got It” chants to Sting. Colton tags in, Sting with a right hand, tags in Darby. Billy with a blind tag, Billy catches a coffin splash and hits a full nelson slam! Colton tags in, stomps in the corner, tag to Billy.
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Darby is bleeding from the top of the head, Colton locks in a Scorpion Death Lock. Darby escapes, Colton with stomps, Darby throws Colton into Billy and tags in Sting. Sting runs wild, clotheslines, to billy and Colton, Stinger Splashes to both men on opposite corners, Sting takes out Billy over the top rope, Sting with a spinebuster on Colton, Sting locks in the Scorpion Death Lock, Billy distracts the ref, Austin Gunn hits Sting. Darby wipes out Austin with a suicide dive. Billy hits the Fame Asser on Sting, Colton cover, 1, 2, kick out!
Darby hits a suicide dive on Billy! Darby hits a Stunner, Sting hits the Scorpion Death Drop, cover, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: Darby Allin & Sting!
Marvez is with Chris Jericho backstage. Jericho says he didn’t come to Kingston aid last week, he was there to take out 2.0 and Garcia. Garcia and 2.0 attack Jericho from behind. They throw him into a steel crate, into the wall, and hit Jericho with a chair.
Commercial Break.
Lio Rush makes his entrance as Team Taz is on commentary. Rush says Taz is a commentary, he should know he has had the odds stacked against him. Rush says he’s a fighter, these people know he is a fighter, he wont be going down with a fight even if he has a 1% chance. Taz says he should retire. Dante Martin comes out aligned with Team Taz. Starks and Martin laugh at Rush.
Mark Sterling and Jade Carghill says Rosa has no chance against Carghill. Thunder Rosa’s student will face Carghill on Rampage and Thunder Rosa will be on commentary for Carghill’s match.
Kris Statlander makes her entrance. Ruby Soho is out next, Taz sings her music. Funny.
TBS Championship Tournament – Quarterfinals: Ruby Soho vs. Kris Statlander
Lock up, Statlander with a headlock takedown, Soho gets a cover, 2 count. Statlander with a side headlock, Soho gets a headlock, Soho feigns a right hand. Statlander gets a headlock, Statlander feigns a kick and boops Soho. lock up, Soho gets a roll up, 2 count, Statlander with an inside cradle, 2 count. Statlander handstands out of a monkey flip, Soho with an armdrag, flatliner, cover, 2 count.
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Soho with an STO, senton, cover, 2 count. Soho hits a superkick, cover, 2 count. Statlander hits a Blue Thunder Bomb, cover, 2 count. Statlander locks in a Spider Crab, powerbomb into the turnbuckle, cover, 2 count. Statlander with a running elbow strike, Soho with a massive back elbow, trust kick, forearms in the corner, Statlander blocks a knee into the turnbuckle, Soho hits a Poisonrana, into a hurricanrana, cover, 2 count!
Statlander blocks the No Future Kick, Soho gets a victory roll, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: Ruby Soho!
Ruby offers a handshake, Statlander shakes it and they hug. Statlander leaves but Vickie Guerrero meets Statlander at the ramp. Nyla Rose attacks Soho in the ring. Statlander runs down to the ring and Rose leaves.
Commentary runs down the Rampage card.
Commercial Break.
Andrade El Idolo makes his entrance. Andrade is going to wrestle in a suit. The lights cut out, immediately the crowd starts booing. Cody Rhodes makes his entrance in his hometown as the crowd boos. Arn Anderson comes out to accompany Cody to the ring.
Andrade attacks Cody at the stage. Arn Anderson falls off the stage. Anderson and Jose brawl through the tunnel
Atlanta Street Fight: Cody Rhodes vs. Andrade El Idolo
Andrade and Cody brawl into the crowd. Cody throws a trashcan at Andrade. Cody hits a moonsault off the barricade to some “Cody” chants. Back at ringside, Andrade drops Cody onto the corner of the Steel Steps. Cody throws Andrade into the ring post. Cody hugs T Pain at ringside as T Pain give him a chair, Cody hits Andrade with the chair.
Cody throws Andrade into the barricade. Back in the ring, Cody hits a powerslam, boos for Cody, though there are some “Cody” chants. Andrade hits a low blow. Andrade gets Cody’s weight belt and whips Cody across the back. Andrade goes to his bag and gets some handcuffs, he picks up a laptop and smashes Cody in the face with it. Andrade hits Cody in the back with the laptop. Andrade gets a steel chair and hits Cody in the head with it!
Andrade gets a trashcan lid, then pulls out a table, before pushing it back under the ring to huge boos. Andrade with a knee to the midsection, fireman’s carry slam, Andrade hits a split legged moonsault. Cody escapes a suplex and hits Andrade with a knee to the groin! Andrade escapes a Cody Cutter and throws Cody to the floor. Andrade attempts a moonsault with a chair but Cody throws the chair at him, Cody gets a chain and hits Andrade with it. Cody goes for a suicide dive but Andrade hits him with a chair. Cody has been busted open but escapes a DDT on the exposed floor. Cody goes for a Kendo Stick but instead chooses a golden shovel.
Jose runs down with a tazer, Cody hits him with a golden shovel. Andrade jumps off the top rope and hits an elbow drop to Cody. Back in the ring, Andrade sets up and chair on Cody in the corner, Andrade hits the running knees into the chair! Andrade has hurt his own knees. Andrade covers, 2 count.
Andrade gets a table from under the ring, he puts it in the ring, setting it up in the corner, Cody hits an uppercut, Andrade hits a hip toss on Cody through the table. Andrade gets another table, Andrade sets up Cody on the table, Andrade climbs to the top, Cody trips him, goes to the top, Andrade hits a headbutt, landing on the table, Cody sweeps the leg, Brandi Rhodes is suddenly out here! She puts lighter fluid on the table and sets the table on fire!
Cody this a reverse DDT on Andrade through the flaming table! Cody covers while both men are still on fire, 1, 2, 3!
WINNER: Cody Rhodes!
Cody celebrates and hugs Brandi as Dynamite goes off the air.
December 1, 2021 7:00 pm
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