Danhausen Provides Danhausen-Like Update On Injury

Danhausen seemed like he was on a rocket ship to wrestling stardom when he suffered an unfortunate broken leg during a match on Halloween. As if the date weren’t ironic enough, it occurred just as he (along with everybody else) was released from his contract with Ring of Honor. Fanhausens knew it was just a matter of time before their very nice, very evil favorite was on the national stage.

Unfortunately, the injury did happen and his in-ring debut for one of the larger national promotions has been delayed. That’s not to say he hasn’t been busy. Danhausen is still producing his vlog and collecting sacks of human money. He also received tons of support from his friends and fans to help with his medical bills.

Now, Danhausen has provided the most Danhausen-like injury update ever. The spooky grappler from another dimension says he’s regaining range of motion in his leg. Of course, he used his own unique descriptive style to share the good news.

“Danhausen’s leg is starting to move regular style again.”

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Danhausen had a surgical procedure to fix the broken leg. He’s been in physical therapy recovering ever since. Now, it seems like things are starting to get back to normal for him. Surely, his trusty assistant Davis will appreciate his increased mobility.

His unique gimmick and hilarious antics have made Danhausen one of the darlings of the United States independent wrestling scene. He’s got a huge following, more merch than you could fit in a blimp, and one of the most unique acts in the business. Everyone at Ringside News hopes Danhausen continues to get better so that he can once again entertain us with his evil ways.

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